Want to hear your funny horoscope? In so doing a little experiments `< 333333333333 hur hur hur now plzzz dont get too excited, because they are prolly not even accurate F or dont get offended, Kayzer? I mean, if you want to read it then its ur choice. if you think that a load of crap then why do you read, what? anyways, if they currently come true - hey i no psychic is 100%; D but if they DO ... O_o wow. okay easily ~ you're a fiery Aries girl is not cha? Well, this week they meet a mysterious bad drivers, who know more swear words with you! have f * ckin in time for a D Youre Taurus the bull. You know what that means bullsh * t? YES! BRITNEY SPEARS! Thus B.S. runs into you later in the week. Dont forget about an autograph, after all shes your bulls Idol! Gemini You're the coolest dont ya know? Or maybe its all in your two heads! Later that week, you'll see a mother who quintuplets and provide you with a shell. o cancer as a grumpy one, you'll head to the beach during the week. Unfortunately, you'll drop prettiful sunglassies and then they will belong to the mermaids under the sea, P Leo Since the large-rawr rawr, you'll head to the zoo this week. But you're gonna piss out of a lion, and you're going to be accompanied. Aww, the Virgin Mary! Later this week you'll lose the virginity. Libra youre the one with balance in your life. All the burden of work / homework gonna pile up so bad that you're gonna really lose. you'll go on a rampage in the city, destroying everything in sight. Scorpio Wow you're the emo-tional book. Respect for a few days, someone will make fun of you. you'll cry so bad that youll have to go to hospital, after losing that much fluid. As the centaur archer Sagittarius ... ... thinger youll find true love this week! But then you'll shoot them in the *** and they'll run away from you. Niiice ... So youre Capricorn the goat fish majigger. Later this week you'll wholl in a criminal all your money, goat walk, Swedish, and your fish. OH NOES! , _; Aquarius When visiting the local swimming pool this week, youll be one hawt lifeguards. But then she accidentally go pee in the pool and u are so happened to (Pisces Dont cry .... bluuuue skiessss. So you're gonna listen to your stereo now, only to find that you extracted OMAIGOSHHHH LIKE A CONTEST! But if you Enlarge the place to pick up price, can you find out it was a different person with the same name! dammnnnn Well hope you enjoyed ur horoscope for the week! Remember to enjoy this with a pinch (or a lotta salt). cuz its exciting life!:) btw, im a gemini. what are you? and tell me how this .. And dont be mean (or I will curse you > D
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